Just Some Bullshit Movie Survey
I have been seeing this survey float around the Facebook world as of late so I figured why the hell not? By all means, please feel free to comment your answers to these questions. Obviously your opinion would be wrong though.
Movie I Hate the Most: Twilight
Best Character: Who cares? It sucked.
Best Scene: Credits
Best Line: The Credits
Movie I Think is Overrated: Transformers
Best Character: It’s fucking robots
Best Scene: None
Best Line: Don’t know, I didn’t pay attention watching it.
Movie I Love That Not Many People Know: Ladybugs
Best Character: Chester Lee (Rodney Dangerfield)
Best Scene: Dressing Room scene with Chester and Matthew
Best Line: The best, the best. That’s all I keep hearing. You want to be the best. Let me ask you this, what good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you?
Movie I Think is Underrated: Uncle Buck
Best Character: Buck Russell (John Candy)
Best Scene: Storming into the principal’s office about his niece. Quote also comes from that scene.
Best Line: I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
Movie I Love: Forrest Gump
Best Character: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
Best Scene: Even though it is sad as fuck (spoiler alert), Vietnam when Bubba Dies
Best Line: But you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Movie I Secretly Love: High School Musical
Best Character: Troy Bolton (Zac Efron)
Best Scene: Opening scene at the New Years Party where Troy and Gabriella meet
Best Song: Status Quo
Favorite Romance: I Love You Man
Best Character: Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd)
Best Scene: Sydney and Lou Ferrigno fight
Best Line: Nah, I don’t know… You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you… “Joben”… It means nothing… I don’t… I’m drunk… I’m gonna call a cab.
Favorite Action: The Bourne Ultimatum
Best Character: Jason Fucking Bourne (Matt Damon)
Best Scene: Waterloo Train Station
Best Line: If you were in your office right now we’d be having this conversation face-to-face. (hangs up like a boss)
Favorite Drama: The Breakfast Club
Best Character: John Bender (Judd Nelson)
Best Scene: Bender and Vernon going back and forth
Best Line: You see us as you want to see us—in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club
Favorite Horror: Scream
Best Character: Stu Macher (Matthew Lillard)
Best Scene: Opening Scene with Drew Barrymore
Best Line: Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Favorite Comedy: Grandmas Boy
Best Character: Jeff (Nick Swardson)
Best Scene: House Party
Best Line: I’ll smoke it with ya bro, we’ll go to the loony bin together. I don’t give a fuck.
Favorite Sports: D2 The Mighty Ducks
Best Character: Gordon Fucking Bombay (Emilio Estevez)
Best Scene: Shootout against Iceland
Best Line: Gordon, when I told the Goodwill committee who you were, I did not talk to them about your good looks. I didn’t tell them you would win at any cost. I told them you were a man who loves the game. And I told them you were a man who could teach the kids… about more than just about winning or losing. I told them you were the Minnesota Miracle Man, and only you could teach them to fly. So be that man. Be that man, Gordon.
Favorite Science-Fiction Movie: The Empire Strikes Back
Best Character: Darth Vader (James Earl Jones/David Prowse)
Best Scene: Lightsaber battle between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader
Best Quote: (Vader to Luke) No. I am your father.
Favorite Crime: Goodfellas
Best Character: Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)
Best Scene: When Tommy tells his story and Henry tells him he is funny.
Best Quote: Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox!
Favorite Musical: Pitch Perfect (Not really a musical but fuck it)
Best Character: Beca (Anna Kendrick)
Best Scene: Riff Off
Best Quote: Huh. Not a dude. Its not a dude.
Favorite Western: Tombstone
Best Character: Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer)
Best Scene: Ringo vs Doc in shootout
Best Quote: I’m your huckleberry. Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Favorite Disney Movie: The Lion King
Best Character: Rafiki (Robert Guillaume)
Best Scene: Simba kills Scar
Best Song: I Just Can’t Wait to be King
Best Quote: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it.
Favorite Bad Movie: Airborne
Best Character: Wiley (Seth Green)
Best Scene: Roller Blade Race (End)
Best Quote: My name’s Snake. I don’t like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain’t got no hobbies, ‘less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don’t like…”hobbies.” And I have a 1.1 GPA…
Favorite Director: Steven Spielberg (Sorry Martin Scorcese, close 2nd)
Best Film: Jurassic Park
Best Character: Chunk, The Goonies
Best Quote: You’re gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws)
Favorite Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Movie: The Departed
Best Character: Jack Dawson, Titanic
Best Performance: Arnie Grape, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Best Quote: You had my curiosity, now you have my attention. (Django Unchained)
Favorite Actress: Rachel McAdams
Best Movie: Wedding Crashers
Best Character: Regina George, Mean Girls
Best Performance: The Vow
Best Quote: Boo, you whore.
Favorite Movie of All Time: The Departed
Best Character: Dignam (Mark Wahlberg)
Best Scene: Dignam puts one in Sullivan at the end
Best Quote: I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
If you wish to do the same survey, here you go…
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