Nicholls Football program appears to be one of the only college football teams in the state of Louisiana with lofty expectations this season. Their season opener is this Saturday against Kansas so put those fools on upset alert.

The Norco, LA native has compiled 16-18 record and 15-12 in Southland Conference play including a 7-2 in 2017. This led Nicholls to their first playoff appearance since 2005. Every year the Colonels seem to move in the right direction. The last two seasons against the almighty SEC (Georgia and Texas A&M), Rebowe’s Colonels margin of defeat is a grand total of 12 points.

For the haters out there, I want you to keep in mind that Georgia’s athletic budget is $143 million while Texas A&M is north of $200 million. Meanwhile for comparison, Nicholls total budget is close to $4 million. They should be waxes against opponents like that every time.

When Tim Rebowe enters your stadium, you know there is trouble. Here are 10 facts about Tim Rebowe…

10- When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Rebowe.

9- There is no evolution. There is only species Tim Rebowe allows to inhabit his Earth.

8- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Tim Rebowe once, he will take your head clean off with a football.

7- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Tim Rebowe.

6- Tim Rebowe once stiff armed a horse. Thus the giraffe came to fruition.

5- Tim Rebowe was once bitten by a cobra and after 3 days of agonizing pain…the cobra died.

4- There were never any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq…Tim Rebowe lives in Louisiana.

3- Tim Rebowe can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass…at night.

2- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Tim Rebowe.

1- When Tim Rebowe enters your stadium, even the chairs stand up.

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