Week 3 NFL Power Rankings

I have missed two weeks of power rankings due to vacation so you should see a big jump or big fall with some franchises. We have seen some significant injuries with Drew Brees and Ben Roethlisberger. I will explain my reasoning in five words or less. Each week, I will do another gimmick for explaining the ranks. See where your favorite team ranks heading into week 3.

32. Miami Dolphins
Last Week: 32
Record- 0-2

Dumpster. Fire.

31. Cincinnati Bengals
Last Week: 29
Record- 0-2

Who are they?

30. New York Giants
Last Week: 31
Record- 0-2

Grew balls and benched Eli.

29. New York Jets
Last Week: 22
Record- 0-2

Broadway No with Mono?

28. Arizona Cardinals
Last Week: 30
Record- 0-2

At least they are competitive.

27. Pittsburgh Steelers
Last Week: 9
Record- 0-2

Big Ben gone.

26. Jacksonville Jaguars
Last Week: 21
Record- 0-2

Gardner Minshew, an American hero.

25. Washington Redskins
Last Week: 27
Record- 0-2

Two close losses, bother better team. (6 words, sue me)

24. Carolina Panthers
Last Week: 17
Record- 0-2

Cam Newton is unhealthy.

23. Denver Broncos
Last Week: 23
Record- 0-2

They need a QB.

22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Last Week: 26
Record- 1-1

Inconsistencies of Winston derails them.

21. Oakland Raiders
Last Week: 28
Record- 1-1

They can focus without AB.

20. Detroit Lions
Last Week: 25
Record- 1-0-1

No idea what to think.

19. Buffalo Bills
Last Week: 24
Record- 2-0

They own New York now.

18. Indianapolis Colts
Last Week: 12
Record- 1-1

Brissett isn’t bad.

17. Tennessee Titans
Last Week: 18
Record- 1-1

Need a better pass game.

16. Cleveland Browns
Last Week: 10
Record- 1-1

I believe in Baker!

15. New Orleans Saints
Last Week: 2
Record- 1-1

Teddy time.

14. Houston Texans
Last Week: 16
Record- 1-1

Escaped Jax at home? Barf.

13. San Francisco 49ers
Last Week: 20
Record- 2-0

Dominated two inferior teams.

12. Atlanta Falcons
Last Week: 13
Record- 1-1

Need to fix offensive line.

11. Minnesota Vikings
Last Week: 15
Record- 1-1

Something is Cooking there.

10. Chicago Bears
Last Week: 6
Record- 1-1

Absolutely no offense.

9. Los Angeles Chargers
Last Week: 4
Record- 1-1

Need to close games.

8. Seattle Seahawks
Last Week: 11
Record- 2-0

Russell Wilson can carry them.

7. Philadelphia Eagles
Last Week: 7
Record- 1-1

I thought they were better.

6. Baltimore Ravens
Last Week: 19
Record- 2-0

Lamar can throw??

5. Green Bay Packers
Last Week: 14
Record- 2-0

The defense looks legit.

4. Dallas Cowboys
Last Week: 8
Record- 2-0

Dak wants his money.

3. Los Angeles Rams
Last Week: 5
Record- 2-0

Cooper Kupp is back baby!

2. Kansas City Chiefs
Last Week: 3
Record- 2-0

Patrick Mahomes is not human.

1. New England Patriots
Last Week: 1
Record- 2-0

Are we really surprised?