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The Hotard Huddle Quarantine Houses

One of the games traveling around social media right now has been to pick your quarantine house. It consists of 5 or 6 houses with different groups of people that fall under one umbrella meaning sports, movies, celebs from certain cities, etc. This post will be light and simply where I pick my ultimate quarantine house across multiple categories. Each house will hold five people from each category.

TV Show Characters

  • George Feeny

Wisdom beyond belief. Plus we must protect George Feeny at all costs.

  • Walter White

No reason other than he can cook meth. That at least gives the house some income.

  • Chandler Bing

Comedic relief to an annoying situation.

  • Joey Tribbiani

Well it just seems wrong to break up the bromance.

  • Tyrion Lannister

He drinks and he knows things…so do I.


  • Chris Jericho

This would be a great opportunity to ask him to finish the list of 1,004 holds of Jericho.

  • The Rock

In addition to adding some quality shit talking to the house, that is the prime workout partner.

  • Ric Flair

Here is my drinking partner for every night. We style and profile, Wooooo!

  • Randy Orton

Someone gets too out of control and there is nothing an RKO outa nowhere can’t fix.

  • Orange Cassidy

Wouldn’t it be great? He just walks around the house going for the kicks of doom and giving half-assed thumbs up to people.

80s Movie Characters

  • Mr. Miyagi (The Karate Kid)

If there is someone who can get your mind right in stressful situations, it’s Mr. Miyagi.

  • Chunk (The Goonies)

Good for laughs and someone to make fun of. Team truffle shuffle.

  • Scott Howard (Teen Wolf)

The basketball games would be lit.

  • John Bender (The Breakfast Club)

The ultimate high school bad boy. Bender was the man. I feel like he used to isolation due to the 2 months of detention he received from Principal Vernon.

  • Linda Barrett (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Absolute smoke show.


  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic

He is everything I would aspire to be if I were a professional athlete.

  • Marshawn Lynch

On top of being just someone funny to hang with, unlimited skittles…yes please.

  • Rob Gronkowski

Someone to get shitty with.

  • Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant

For not other reason than to get these two together and stoke the fire.

Political Figures / Pundits

  • Barack Obama

Presidency aside (which I liked), seems like a quality dude to have a beer with.

  • George W. Bush

Let’s bring the party animal out if we are going to hunker down.

  • Ben Shapiro

I don’t align with him on many issues and I would love to talk with him about said issues.

  • Bill Maher

He can just be the biggest snarky dick and it would be hilarious.

  • Donald Trump

Obama and Maher under one roof with Trump…chaos ensues and it would be glorious.




One response to “The Hotard Huddle Quarantine Houses”

  1. Jeremy Moriarity Avatar
    Jeremy Moriarity

    Fun read for sure

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