The Hotard Huddle Quarantine Houses
One of the games traveling around social media right now has been to pick your quarantine house. It consists of 5 or 6 houses with different groups of people that fall under one umbrella meaning sports, movies, celebs from certain cities, etc. This post will be light and simply where I pick my ultimate quarantine house across multiple categories. Each house will hold five people from each category.
TV Show Characters
- George Feeny
Wisdom beyond belief. Plus we must protect George Feeny at all costs.
- Walter White
No reason other than he can cook meth. That at least gives the house some income.
- Chandler Bing
Comedic relief to an annoying situation.
- Joey Tribbiani
Well it just seems wrong to break up the bromance.
- Tyrion Lannister
He drinks and he knows things…so do I.
- Chris Jericho
This would be a great opportunity to ask him to finish the list of 1,004 holds of Jericho.
- The Rock
In addition to adding some quality shit talking to the house, that is the prime workout partner.
- Ric Flair
Here is my drinking partner for every night. We style and profile, Wooooo!
- Randy Orton
Someone gets too out of control and there is nothing an RKO outa nowhere can’t fix.
- Orange Cassidy
Wouldn’t it be great? He just walks around the house going for the kicks of doom and giving half-assed thumbs up to people.
80s Movie Characters
- Mr. Miyagi (The Karate Kid)
If there is someone who can get your mind right in stressful situations, it’s Mr. Miyagi.
- Chunk (The Goonies)
Good for laughs and someone to make fun of. Team truffle shuffle.
- Scott Howard (Teen Wolf)
The basketball games would be lit.
- John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
The ultimate high school bad boy. Bender was the man. I feel like he used to isolation due to the 2 months of detention he received from Principal Vernon.
- Linda Barrett (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Absolute smoke show.
- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
He is everything I would aspire to be if I were a professional athlete.
- Marshawn Lynch
On top of being just someone funny to hang with, unlimited skittles…yes please.
- Rob Gronkowski
Someone to get shitty with.
- Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant
For not other reason than to get these two together and stoke the fire.
Political Figures / Pundits
- Barack Obama
Presidency aside (which I liked), seems like a quality dude to have a beer with.
- George W. Bush
Let’s bring the party animal out if we are going to hunker down.
- Ben Shapiro
I don’t align with him on many issues and I would love to talk with him about said issues.
- Bill Maher
He can just be the biggest snarky dick and it would be hilarious.
- Donald Trump
Obama and Maher under one roof with Trump…chaos ensues and it would be glorious.