Disclaimer – My wife is fucking awesome and I love her very much. Before reading any further, please read what I said above six more times so it can burn into your brain. My wife and I recently celebrated our fourth anniversary. We did so in the comfort of our own home. She made me chocolate covered strawberries and I
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Upon my browsing on Facebook earlier this afternoon, I came across a post from one of my favorite Facebook pages (The Dad). Normally, the page is filled with cheesy dad jokes, great dad stories and other shit I enjoy reading. Well, not today. Today, I got suckered into reading some social justice warrior / woke bullshit. The post was centered
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Every year I do a post inviting people to my Thanksgiving table. I have done sports figures to political figures. I like that tradition because it is fun to write about plus quick and easy. I figured I would do the same for 2019. I have broken into down into real and fictional characters that were relevant for me in
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Another week in the books as more of the story unfolds for this NFL season. You know how it goes by now… MVP Race Right now, we have a two horse race for the MVP. Lamar Jackson or Russell Wilson. Now of course everyone is going to be debating between who deserves it more. That is a fun debate because
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Right now, everyone is posting their 10 year challenge pictures showing how much they have changed from 2009 to 2019. For many of the people on my social pages, we were just graduating and now we are functioning (I use that term loosely) adults. I decided to spice things up a bit and create a survey that reflects where I
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Some of my favorite ideas come while embarking in journeys on the porcelain throne, welcome to the Week 12 Power Rankings. I can only assume you have seen Wedding Crashers. If you have not, bless your heart. For those who have, this one should be fun as I will give a crasher rule to every NFL team. 32. Cincinnati Bengals
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Two stories dominated Week 11 and both are pretty hard stories so I figure screw the fluff. I will dive into those two stories. The first involved Myles Garrett attempting to hit Mason Rudolph with his own helmet and the second involved the controversial Colin Kaepernick getting the chance to showcase his arm to NFL scouts. Myles Garrett Cleveland Browns
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