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Are you ready for some football? I know I sure as hell am. The NFL season begins tonight with the Texans against the Chiefs. Prediction, Patrick Mahomes tosses 400 yards and 4 TDs starting his 2020 strong. While last year does have a small indication on where many of these team’s rank for me, the off-season moves to address the holes of last year holds more weight. You can view my full predictions of how the season plays out here…

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Last year, I switched up the pop culture comparisons for each team every week. I intend to bring a few of those back throughout the season. However, I will start off with something a little more vanilla. One burning question I have for each franchise. Here are the ranks and the question…

32. Jacksonville Jaguars

On a scale of 1-10, how much is the Jags’ front office tanking for Trevor?

31. Washington Football Team

When will Dan Snyder actually pick a name so I can stop typing this stupid shit?

30. Detroit Lions

Matt Patricia sucks as a head coach, can we stop stepping around it?

29. Miami Dolphins

Will the offensive line protect Ryan Fitzpatrick enough for Brian Flores to eventually name Tua the starter?

28. Carolina Panthers

Teddy two gloves has his second chance, what does he do with it?

27. New York Giants

Does the positional potential become null and void due to inadequacy up front on both sides of the ball?

26. Cincinnati Bengals

If AJ Green stays healthy, can he re-establish himself as one of the best receivers in football?

25. New York Jets

How long before Adam Gase has a viral post game presser?

24. Los Angeles Chargers

Can the offensive line protect Tyrod Taylor?

23. Chicago Bears

Why did the Bears take on a miserable contract for Nick Foles just to start Mitchell Trubisky?

22. Los Angeles Rams

Can the Rams rebound and make the playoffs in a backfield led by Cam Akers? (Let’s stop bullshitting that he’s not your best back.)

21. Atlanta Falcons

Will you be able to generate a pass rush to help your shitty defense?

20. Las Vegas Raiders

Can Derek Carr take a leap in 2020 with all the new weapons to throw to?

19. Houston Texans

Can your secondary make enough plays to help Deshaun Watson?

18. Denver Broncos

Can Bradley Chubb step up in the absence of Von Miller?

17. Cleveland Browns

Can Kevin Stefanski turn the offense into everything it is supposed to be on paper?

16. Arizona Cardinals

Let’s go cliche here and ask can Kyler Murray avoid a sophomore slump in 2020?

15. Philadelphia Eagles

How will the Eagles address all of the injuries on the offensive line?

14. Minnesota Vikings

No Everson Griffin and Danielle Hunter on IR, where will they get a pass rush to help a depleted secondary?

13. Tennessee Titans

Will anyone step up into a number two receiver role to compliment AJ Brown?

12. New England Patriots

What does Cam Newton have left in the tank?

11. Indianapolis Colts

Does Philip Rivers have another deep postseason run left in his veins?

10. Buffalo Bills

Can Josh Allen improve his accuracy to maximize the deep threat ability of newly acquired deep threat Stefon Diggs?

9. Green Bay Packers

Are we going to see a vengeful and angry Aaron Rodgers again?

8. Pittsburgh Steelers

What is the actual ceiling of this team if they have quality QB play?

7. Dallas Cowboys

A loaded roster on paper, can Mike McCarthy be the one who takes them on a deep postseason ride?

6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

How long before I get to say I told you so on “aging” Tom Brady?

5. Seattle Seahawks

How much does it say about the pass rush when Jamal Adams inevitably ends up leading the team in sacks?

4. Baltimore Ravens

Can Lamar Jackson make the leap in the postseason?

3. New Orleans Saints

Do the Saints throw themselves out of another playoff game with a loaded roster?

2. San Francisco 49ers

Is the Super Bowl hangover inevitable?

1. Kansas City Chiefs

Will the Chiefs become the first team to repeat since the 2005 Patriots?